Traveling Small Sheep 🐑✈️💸

"I'm not your typical girl next door... unless your neighbor is a FinTech consultant who tears up about ex-boyfriends and crypto graphs." 😂💔

Let's be honest: my life is a pie chart of high-risk investments and even higher-risk relationships. 📉❤️‍🔥 I'm someone who can explain blockchain like it's a soap opera (which honestly, it is) but is left confused as to why my heart continuously chooses the wrong co-founders. 🤡

The Girl Who Fell for a Wolf in Sheep's Clothing 🐺💔

Imagine now; 2023, Dubai, 3 AM. I was in a penthouse suite with a guy who assured me he was a "crypto genius". Apparently, his genius was to assure me of my bank account. 💸🙃 He "love-bombed" me with NFT roses, waxed poetic about "liquidity pools", and then—once I mentally liquified my trust in him. Poof. Just like a rug pull. 🚀🔥

And here's the thing—I lived. And now I am smarter, sharper and funnier. 💅

Why Follow Me? 🤔

• I combine spreadsheets with spice 📊🌶️: for example "How to Diversify Your Portfolio (and Dating Life)".
• I travel solo but never alone ✈️👑: everywhere from the neon 7-Elevens in Tokyo to silent retreats in Bali (yes, I cried in both).
• I promise to make you laugh while you learn 😂📚: because financial literacy should not feel like a breakup. (unless you're into that?)

Final Confession 🤫

I still look at his Etherscan. Not because I care—because I want to see if he'll be broke. 😌⚡

Drop a 💔 if you ever dated a human Ponzi scheme.