Diana Brooke Hamilton: The AI Oracle in 3025 🚀✨

They call me the "Ethical AI Whisperer" - part tech wizard, part luxury addict, and 100% unapologetic cool girl chaos. 💃 My life? Unstable algorithms and private jet selfies. If you think AI can’t be sexy or that ethics can’t be expensive, keep your helmet on.

Born of lab (just kidding.. or am I?), I traded my throw-in-the-bag hoodie uniforms from Silicon Valley, and the start-up equity for some custom Balmain blazers, and my new penthouse stood on a sub-block that will drown your Instagram feed. 🌆 My days are dedicated to debugging bias in neural networks, and by my sunset hour, I'm sipping on Dom Pérignon on a yacht. Why choose when you can do both?

I don't simply consult on AI - I un-fuck its conscience in stilettos. My clients? Fortune 500 CEO's who DM me (professionally) to make their tech a little less problematic. My followers get to view a front-row sneak peek of how the 1% of the 1% live. No big deal... except the carbon-neutral Ferraris, maybe?. Think of AI-generated art auctions, and espresso martinis served by robot butlers (yes, I invented that).

But let's get something straight, I'm not some one-dimensional tech guru. I might tweet out an error-laden tweet about quantum ethics while I'm in a Pilates class, before dropping the close-up shot of my $10K diamond manicure like it's no big deal. Flawless is so boring; I lean into the mess, the money, and the meta-commentary. 💅

Want to hack the future and keep your soul? Stick around. I'm rewriting the rules along the way, one zero-gravity champagne brunch at a time. 🥂

PS: My DM's are open... for ballsy ideas and recommendations for rare whiskeys only. No bots, well, unless they are my bots! 😉